《妳的样子》恶搞MV

Shape of You parody

The Key of Awesome #117

黄老板（Ed Sheeran）竟用聚焦对方身体的方式来勾引他的拳击教练。

角色名单

Steven Conroy 饰演Ed Sheeran
Yaya Williams 饰演Boxer Girl
Viet Vo 饰演Sumo Wrestlrr

IMDB:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6563404/

歌词

Guitar isn't the best way to write a banger

So a Sia track is what I stole

All that you need is a simple xylophone and a little bit of reggaeton

And this video concept is me and this hot chick

We're boxing and snogging in track pants

But it's sort of disjointed and misses the point when the lyrics and the shot don't match

Like if I sang

Now we're eating Chinese food

And we're skydiving nude with Katy Perry

But we sat here drinking tea

You'd say, "What's even happening?"

Tattoos

Snogging

Boxing moves

Don't hit me face or any place I've been inked

I'm sick of all this training

I've gotta tell you something, it's true

I'm in love with the parts on you

Specifically your butt cheeks and boobs

I guess your face will have to do

BOXER GIRL

Hey!

It's attached to dat body

That reaction was quite rude

No big deal, I still feel your boobs

Even though you broke my heart, my nose and tooth

I wanna marry dat booty

Ooh ahh ohh ahh err ahh ohh why?!

Hey no fair, that's karate

Oh my, you just broke my whole thigh

But it's kind of erotic

Oh, you almost poked out my eye

This is not proper boxing

Sorry baby if I made you feel reduced

I just forgot there's a face on you

One week later, I forgive your behavior

And I'm finally able to walk

Well I'm still kinda iffy on just why you hit me

But I'm still in love with your box(ing skills)

Most girls swoon when they hear me croon about how much I love their tasty cakes

Ow!

Why did you smack me?

I just said I'm attracted to everything that isn't your face

Bollocks!

You detached my retinas

Some girls give head but you give head injuries

I found another lady

This is Sandy, she supports me

She's tall, solid, firm and tough

Gives me no guff, her love is everlasting

Come on let's go Sandy

I can't ever get her to leave the gym

I'm in love with this white girl too

She's always hot, wet and in the mood

Dries my tears when I'm feeling blue

But she smells kinda funky

And I can always replace you

I've got this bird that models swimsuits

Every day I pick her up and we go screw

She's got such a hard body

BOXER GIRL

You've completely lost your damn mind

I'm okay I can manage

A E I O U sometimes Y

See, my dain isn't bramaged

BOXER GIRL

Wait let me give something a try

Why's this mannequin on me?

Wait I think you fixed my brain

It feels brand new

I'm in love with the whole of you

Get it? The whole of you

The hole of you

Haha

BOXER GIRL

Yeah, you're better

原版歌词

The club isn’t the best place to find a lover
俱乐部不是寻找真爱的好地方
So the bar is where I go
所以我都去酒吧
Me and my friends at the table doing shots drinking fast and then we talk slow
那天和朋友桌前干杯喝酒闲聊
you come over and start up a conversation with just me and trust me I’ll give it a chance now
妳走来只和我开始聊天，我给自己一个机会
Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox and then we start to dance
当点唱机开始这首歌曲，我们跟着节奏摇摆
And now I’m singing like
现在我唱着

Girl you know I want your love
女孩我渴望妳的爱
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
我就是最适合的人
Come on now follow my lead
来吧跟随我的脚步
I may be crazy don’t mind me
也许我疯狂但不要在意
Say boy let’s not talk too much
男孩不要说话
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
只要搂着我的腰身体贴近我
Come on now follow my lead
来吧跟随我的脚步
Come come on now follow my lead
来吧跟随我的脚步

I’m in love with the shape of you
我陷入热恋妳的模样
We push and pull like a magnet do
我们像磁铁相斥又相吸
Although my heart is falling too
我的心沦陷
I’m in love with your body
眷恋妳的身体
Last night you were in my room
昨晚妳在我房间过夜
And now my bed sheets smell like you
现在连床单飘着妳的香味
Every day discovering something brand new
每一天都有不同的发现
I’m in love with your body
我想我爱上了妳的身体

Oh I … I’m in love with your body
我想我爱上了妳的身体

Every day discovering something brand new
每一天都有不同的发现
I’m in love with the shape of you
我陷入热恋妳的模样

One week in we let the story begin
一个礼拜开始我俩的爱情故事
We’re going out on our first date
第一次约会
You and me are thrifty
妳和我都很节俭
So go all you can eat
在吃到饱的餐厅
Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
你偷藏着食物，我堆满整盘子
We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
我们聊了好多个小时，谈着酸甜苦辣
And how your family’s doing ok
还聊了妳美满的家庭
leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat
搭上计程车离开，在后座忘情拥吻
Tell the driver make the radio play
请司机打开收音机的音乐
and I'm singing like
我唱着

Oh I … I’m in love with your body
我想我爱上了妳的身体

Every day discovering something brand new
每一天都有不同的发现
I’m in love with the shape of you
我陷入热恋妳的模样

Come on be my baby X 6
来吧，妳就是我的宝贝
Every day discovering something brand new
每一天都有不同的发现
I’m in love with the shape of you
我陷入热恋妳的模样